80% of M'sians going to UK to study law?
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
I have not watched any movies this week :(
First: Transformers
Second: Die Hard
Third:
Forth: Transformers
Needless to say, I lurveee Transformers the most, like .. the most. I have never watched any movies twice in a cinema before in my entire life and this got to be the first ever movie that I have watched TWICE! The robots were just awesome, better than awesome in fact! Die Hard is kind of ridiculous if you watch it, as the hero can just go on and on and on fighting, as if he has 12 lives :s =.= but anyway it's not too bad, just a human version of Transformers, undoubtedly, not as good of course. Harry Potter was the greatest disappointment of all. I don't really follow the whole series of Harry Potter. I managed to watch the one before this from Gift's laptop and it was great. Who knows this time ... :s like .. what is it all about -_- I don't even know, so not worth for the midnight movie :s anyways.... that's about it. I heard that the books are so much better but heck, I dont read the books, not even one of them, and not even LOTR haha :D so I don't care ;)
The next movie I am really looking forward to is .... my best friend, Ratatouille :D :D :D the little cute rat who can cook, dream big but he's a rat and a chef, who can't cook work together as a team in Paris and become the .... *tang tang tang* omg I can't wait ... 12 August ....
2 comments:
yeah lah.. i have lots of friends who went to watch transformers 3 times!!
CRAZY!! hahahaha!! but i like transformers!! maybe i will buy the DVD.. watched once in cinema jer..
singapore no pirated dvd lah! hahaha!!
i share the same sentiments as u in die hard!
hero fight fight untill cannot die like that!
hahahaa!
yeah already twice and another friend is asking me to watch with her, and it's gonna be my 3rd time wehh!!! -_-
yeah come come mari mari, many pirated dvds here hehe :D
Yeah how he fight drop from where cut here n there, shoot here n there still alive lol hahah
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