Thursday, April 16, 2009

The curse

Hey thief, I have changed my locker. Thanks for making it so troublesome for me.

And you know what? You are so gonna regret for taking my locker key and stuff because ... guess what, I am gonna curse you AGAIN. HAHA! Do you think it's funny? Though you may not think so, I DO think so hehe.

Today, on your way to work, you will sleep walk til you bang a tree, then followed by the bus. Bus driver will ask you to pay for the damage you cause his bus because you being fat big and disgustingly smelly, he just don't think his bus can function normally. When you wanted to go on the bus, he declined you as the customer because you are hazardous as you seem. Getting rejected, you kept on trying to stop bus, taxi and after giving up, walk for half an hour to the LRT station. The moment you step in, everyone cover their nose staring at you like you are some sort of alien just landed here. When you get to work, there is no uniform for you, and the one they have is a torn one which make you look like a fool. Getting scolded by your superior, you were in a bad mood and you .... getting scolded again by your guests, for the next 8 hours. When you wanted to eat the food in cafe, it's finished and when they reloaded it, you had foodpoisoning. The funniest part is nobody had it except you. Being in pain, guests continued scolding you and they complained about you. Your superior do not permit you to take MC or any sort of it. If you plan to take MC, you don't have to go to work anymore. On your way home, few people came to rob your bag ... and my perfume is inside there and everything is GONE for you.

Sui until the max, yes and that's all for ... stealing my locker key and perfume. You took my gel and moisturizer, fret not, I have an extra moisturizer at home HAHA. Do you wanna know I have another CK unfinished perfume in the Prima Vera bag I placed in my locker? Wanna have it?

Don't worry thief, though I have changed locker, I will still keep looking for the culprit who stole my stuff and made me feel so insecure. Thank you so much. I remember you. You will definitely end up in ICU, coma and semi-paralysed and being useless, smelly and disgusting.

Come visit me in my new locker, I will be ready with my Swiss Knife to slash you alive.

3 comments:

Alienstargurlz said...

wahliao. u serious suiii...
wat they stole?

The Pondering Introvert said...

HAHAHHA I am not sui, she sui only coz she stole my stuff
She or they stole my hair gel, hair moisturizer and most important of all my CK perfume, if I dont put perfume, I dont feel comfy at all, I feel very the dunno la .. something wrong ... aih ... lucky I have many more perfume ... buttttt I got no more CKKKK!!!

Kyels said...

Karma bites back.

(: